Posted: February 29, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Canadiana, Movies, Review | Tags: alison pill, canada, canadian films, canadiana, comedy, doug glatt, elisha cuthbert, enforcer, eugene levy, eva, glatt, goon, halifax, highlanders, hockey, hockey comedies, humour, laflamme, liev schreiber, marc andre grondin, minnesota, movie review, pineapple express, quebec, quebecois, review, ricky, ross rhea, sean avery, seann william scott, trailer park boys, xavier laflamme |
I usually don’t like sports movies. It seemed like there was a dark period in filmmaking when every other sports movie was about some underdog team overcoming adversity to win the big championship. Sometimes they were football teams, sometimes they were drum teams (? this is not a thing in Canada, at least that I know of), sometimes they were some kind of newfangled hiphop dance team. The enemy team was always this reprehensible bad team; while the good guys were (typically poor) scrappy underdogs, the bad guys were rich, had plenty of training, and were mean and snooty. It seems like every sports movie made since Remember the Titans was just… a remake of Remember the Titans with different actors and sometimes a different sport.
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Posted: February 27, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: News, Satire | Tags: academy awards, ann hathaway, anonymous source, billy crystal, dull, edgy, forever, james franco, not funny, oscars, phones, sammy davis jr, satire, SNL, spork, twitter, who is billy crystal |
HOLLYWOOD, CA
The biggest winner at the Oscars last night? Look no further than host Billy Crystal.
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Posted: February 24, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Review, Video games | Tags: 3ds, android, augmented reality, circle pad pro, console, ds, ds lite, dsi, handheld, ios, microsoft, near me, nintendo, playstation, playstation network, playstation portable, ps vita, psn, psp, psp vita, sony, touch my katamari, uncharted, vita |
I need to begin by saying that the Playstation Vita is a beautiful piece of hardware. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: February 20, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Books, Review, Star Wars | Tags: anakin skywalker, c'baoth, car'das, chiss, grand admiral, jedi, Jomark, jorus c'baoth, joruus, luke skywalker, Mitth'raw'nuruodo, new jedi order, new republic, obi-wan kenobi, old republic, outbound flight, sith, star, star wars, thrawn, timothy zahn, wars, Wayland, zahn |
Another post, another Star Wars book review. I’ve found myself inundated with time and as I never really did a lot of reading for fun while in university, here I am, striking back.
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Posted: February 13, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Review, Star Wars | Tags: a. c. crispin, alderaan, bria, carie fisher, chewbacca, coruscant, dewlanna, empire, expanded universe, han solo, harrison ford, imperials, kashyyk, leia, luke skywalker, not that good, novels, princess leia, rebellion, rebels, review, star, star wars, wars |
I first read Star Wars: The Paradise Snare a little while after it came out, back in 1997. I was just a kid and I thought it was a pretty rad book, all in all. On a whim I picked it up again and gave it another reading. I was sorely disappointed. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: February 10, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Uncategorized |
Hi y’all,
I came down with some bizarre sickness, hence no post today. Watch for one or two this weekend!
Posted: February 8, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: News, Opinion, Video games | Tags: amazon, bioware, blu-ray, buy used, desert rose band, ea, ebook, electronic arts, gamestop, gta, gta; san andreas, k-rose, kindle, kinect, Kotaku, mass effect, microsoft, new games, penny-arcade, piracy, playstation, san andreas, screwed, sony, thq, used games, xbox, xbox 360, xbox 720 |
Reading this over at Kotaku reminded me of GTA: San Andreas – specifically when you turned to K-Rose and the song One Step Forward was playing. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: February 6, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Essays, Opinion | Tags: -american, -canadian, african, african-american, america, barack obama, black, blacks, canada, Chinese, chinese-canadian, david brent, frederick douglass, grad students, huckleberry finn, indian, lineage, negro, nigger, pc, political correctness, politically correct, racism, racist, samuel l. jackson, south african, spike lee, the office, tom sawyer, usa, white |
If my post about “the gay community” demonstrated anything, it was my distrust and even hatred of attempts at being politically correct. The big problem with any sort of political correctness is that it comes across as patronizing, as though a certain segment of society needs protection from “the white man”. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: February 3, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Books, Review, Star Wars | Tags: a new hope, bioware, chiss, clones, coruscant, dark force rising, empire strikes back, expanded universe, george lucas, gilad pellaeon, grand admiral, grand admiral thrawn, han solo, joruus c'baoth, knights of the old republic, leia organa, leia organa-solo, luke skywalker, mara jade, mike baron, new republic, noghri, old republic, original trilogy, pellaeon, princess leia, rebel alliance, return of the jedi, spaarti cloning cylinders, star wars, talon karrde, the clone wars, the last command, the thrawn trilogy, thrawn, timothy zahn |
1983 is a significant date in the history of Star Wars; not only did it mark the release of Return of the Jedi, but it was also the last year in the 1980s that a Star Wars book would be published (not if you count the Star Wars Roleplaying Game sourcebook that was released in 1987). After Return of the Jedi, there were fears that the whole “Star Wars” thing had dried up and that public interest was waning. For all intents and purposes, Star Wars was dead. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: February 1, 2012 | Author: James | Filed under: Bargin Bin Review, Opinion, Review, Star Wars, Video games | Tags: bargain bin, bargain bin review, cheap games, darth vader, empire at war, forces of corruption, old games, petroglyph studios, real-time strategy, review, reviews, rts, star wars, thrawn, videog ames, westwood studios |
It’s a new Pletteau Feature! The Bargain Bin Review!
Here’s how it works: I dredge the depths of video game stores / Steam looking for cheap games in the $1-$20 range, like games that were once $50-70 and were either very bad or have been out for a long time (and of course, games that have always been cheap). I then review said title, taking into account the quality of game and its price. I pass this information on to you and we are both richer for it.
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Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption
Vader’s Super Star Destroyer Executor.
Star Wars: Empire at War is a real-time strategy game that came out in 2006. It is set between episodes III and IV, and lets the player relive some of the greatest moments between those two episodes and further. Later that year, an expansion pack entitled Forces of Corruption was also released (for the full title of Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption). Forces of Corruption added in a third, criminal element: you can play as Tyber Zann, a up-and-coming crime lord and leader of the Zann Consortium. It was developed by Petroglyph Games, a company formed by the last group of Westwood Studios employees (Command and Conquer, anyone?) to leave before Westwood was assimilated into Electronic Arts Los Angeles. Read the rest of this entry »